Sunday, December 3, 2006

All Hail the King!

That’s right bitches, the king is in the house and you better bow down to the floor. I am making this entry because there seems to be a misunderstanding about who’s side I am on. For those of you who seem to ignore the fact that my name is included in the contributors list you are going to be in a world of hurt. A world of hurt. You see my allegiance is with my Armenian and Persian brothers in arms, not with the so called backrow ballers who can’t realize that they are not funny, while we are. Go on, keep making weak comments about each other, but you aint got skill, not like us, and you aint got as much money as us. The only funny thing about your blog are the comments that WE make on them. So stop acting tough. And relax, like my homie Show Dog has said, there is a cease fire, that means no more haters, you heard me? The King has spoken, now shut the hell up.

7 comments:

Farrah said...

Ok, so Elvis was always pretty quiet in class. Well, it might just be that I talk a lot, and don't always bother listening to other people, but I'm almost positive he's pretty quiet. Anyway, this sudden onset of a very vocal Elvis gives me the differential of: Tourette's Syndrome.

Tourette's was once considered a rare and bizarre syndrome, most often associated with the exclamation of obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks (coprolalia).

But really what I'm trying to say is, Don't be such a HATER!

MariamQ said...

Dear Elvis, You have always me struck me as that quiet, emo kid with questionable foreign heritage. However, your blog is channeling a mix of Tony Montana and Ice Cube in XXX State of the Union. What up with that?? Peace out, Mariam

Liberty said...

This second opinion confirms farrah's differential...

What's the deal?? Can't all blogs just get along.... :(

Anonymous said...

Take a last look at the bad guy. This will be the last time you see a bad guy like that...

Anonymous said...

Elvis has just left the building. Figure it out, and please stop laughing. It's inappropriate. Roman

Ashot said...

Roman, you so funny, you pick anonymous and then you put your name anyway.

Anonymous said...

show dog????? no comment on that, n never in my life have i seen an Albanian wanna be tony montana gangsta wanna-be before, you prob are just a weak med school fob a-shizzle fo drizzle so this is a friendly gesture to tell u not to hate but appreciate the subtle funny humor of the backrow ballers, idk why im joining this argument really but i just laughed for an unnecessarily long amount of time at this post n thought i needed to voice my opinion, so there u have it take care knee grow, peace out, much lurve