Thursday, December 20, 2007

Putin is Person of the Year!


This isn't really a blog its more of an announcement and another excuse to hail the greatest leader in the world, comrade Putin and put up this picture I found which is awesome! Hail comrade! Putin was made Time magazines person of the year, and its about time. The man is the greatest thing that happened to Russia since Lenin. Soon all will hail Putin, and one day in the future when you go to your local McPutins to have a McBorsh, remember how it all began in these chaotic times when you and I could enjoy the free web and type and read any blogs we damn wished. Soon this freedom nonsense will be over with and we can all enjoy some delicious borsh. Dosvidaniya druzya!

Comrade Ashot

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

When The Legendary Blogs Die

People, something terrible happened! Our wonderful, amazing, and deliciously dirty blog that cought the attention of the world and brought in a net profit of 106 blog comments, has passed away! This is a sad day in blog history. This blog was a ground breaking blog. In no other time of blogistory has there been such a successful blog. 106 comments! And it was still growing. I mean, just think how big it could have been, had it not been cut down in its prime! Huge! Big! Very Huge! I was so saddened when I saw that our beloved blog has gone to blog heaven, that I decided that I would forgo my long awaited 60 blog extravaganza entry (I guess until the 100th blog), and write a blog about this tragic event. What is a sad day. Why? Why do all the greatest taken from us so soon after they come to us? Are we not worthy? Are we not worthy of a presence of such a great blog? Answer me Lord? Why has thee taken our blog so soon after its works of miracle? Dear blog, you left us mighty big fucking shoes to fill, big fucking shoes. And most of us know that we could never fill those mighty god damn large fucking shoes, but we try to do our best, to keep our memories of your glory, alive, as we shall continue writing excellent blogs until the end of time (or the internet). I declare 106 days of mourning in memory of our departed blog. Rest in peace dear blog, you shall be missed, you...shall...be...missed...