Elvis Cami Interviews Mr. K

Elvis: Thank you for allowing this interview, Mr. K I am going to ask you some questions about your campaign. Are you ready to start.

Mr. K: Yes, yes I am. Elvis you may start when ready. I am so excited.

Elvis: Okay, just calm down there, don't get too excited, I haven't even began yet. Now. My first question just to get this interview started, is, which positions are you exactly running for, and for which clubs.

Mr. K: That is a really good question, really good. I don't want anybody out there to be confused about this because its important. I am currently in the elections for two positions, on two separate clubs. Firstly as most know, I am running for a representative position on the Medical Student Council. However, I am also a member of AMA, and I am running for the Vice President position on the AMA.

Elvis: I'm sorry, did you say Vice-President?

Mr. K: Yes I did. Vice-President for the AMA.

Elvis: Okay. Now I just want our readers to know that the rest of this interview will focus on your candidacy for Vice-President for the AMA. Next question. Are you, or have you ever been involved with illegal drugs such as heroin or LSD?

Mr. K: Wow, I didn't expect that, um, no, I have never used heroin or LSD.

Elvis: Never? Not even once, not even as a one time crazy thing, during your wild years in college?

Mr. K: No, never, not even once.

Elvis: Douchebag. Okay fine, next question. Give me a time from your life, when you had to decide between an easier, rewarding, but a wrong choice verses a choice that is harder, however a more righteous one.

Mr. K: Wow, that's a good question too. Hmm. Well there was one time back in good old Nebraska, when I was about 22 years old. Me and my college friends where at the horse racing tracks...

Elvis: Very nice!

Mr. K: We were handing out pamphlets about counseling for gambling addiction...

Elvis: Douchebag.

Mr. K: Then we saw a man drop his wallet. We picked up the wallet, and there was almost $500 of cash in his wallet. One of my friends, wanted to keep some of the money but give the rest of it, with the wallet, back to the man who dropped it. However, I knew that would be the wrong choice to make, no matter how easy or rewarding it would be. I made the right choice and I run after the man and I gave him his wallet, with all of the money still in there.

Elvis: You didn't take any of the money? Not even a hundred bucks?

Mr. K: Nope, I didn't touch a single bill in that mans wallet.

Elvis: Geez. Naturally you always regretted making the wrong choice that day. You could have done so much with that money.

Mr. K: No Elvis. Taking that money, would have been the wrong decision, and if I took that money, I would have regretted it for the rest of my life. I made the right choice.