A lame excuse for a car accident

Today, while driving to school, I decided to take Heatherdown to get to Glendale instead of taking Glendale itself because Glendale has a lot of work on it and its slower that way. So I take Healtherdown and I make a left on Byrne and I approach Glendale and I am supposed to take a right to get to school. I see the car in front of me taking a right and as I slow down I look to my left to make sure no car is coming and when I see I am safe I hit the gas and only then look in front of me (dumbass) and the car I thought already made that right turn was right there in front of me still waiting. Immediately I hit the brakes but I was too late and I bumped into her. Shit I say. I put on my emergency lights and I come out of the car to talk to what turned out to be a girl, a nursing student at our school. She looks all scared and I am laughing saying “shit, sorry about that.” I look at where I hit her and there is nothing there, not even a scratch, because I didn’t hit her that hard at all, it was just a bump. My car has nothing on it as well. “Well, that was close, no harm done?” I said, because really there was no harm done at all. “Oh God, that was so scary, “she says, almost crying. “I have to call my daddy,” she says. What the hell, there is not even a scratch, what are you calling your daddy for? So she calls her daddy, and the idiot tells her she needs to call the cops and get a police report. Fuck. So we wait there for like 10 minutes while the cop shows up. Who when he gets out of his car looks very pissed off when he sees absolutely no damage on either vehicle. He writes his freaking report for like 20 minutes, and then lets her go, and when he was letting me go, he says that he won’t give anybody a citation since there was no injury or damage at all, and tells me the girl wasted all of our time. Anyway, so I missed half of my first lecture this morning all because I was driving to school, listening to the Beatles and not paying enough attention to what is going on around me. Shame on me.