Monday, October 15, 2007

Does Russia have the US-of-A by its balls?

1943...Stalin...for whoever remembers...he along with FDR and Churchill met in Iran to discuss alot of things, war strategy, what to do with Hitler and his girlfriend, and the different types of Russian caviar (those who don't know, there are only two...)

In the 64 years, no sane person (not celebrating Ramamdan) has been, seen, smelled or breathed or Iranian air...until...

2007...Putin, now that he has some money from all that oil (oil barrel prices hit $85 today, a record) he is going to ....you guessed it, to Iran to meet with the sympathetic, democratically-elected, Ahmadinijihad. Anyways, he is helping him build some nuclear factors, obtain some more Soviet-era weapons, enrich some uranium...the usual...except that this is the beginning of something big (West v. East Parta Deux) as I have been predicting all along...

Anyways, I was kinda bored so I'd figure someone would have wanted to read this...PS Who would ever want to assassinate Putin (check the news)?

13 comments:

Mariam said...

I am like so tired of your Russian-centric blogview. Like, no one cares about Putin. Let's talk about the man of the hour Musharaff, the man who is America's bitch for the war on terror. Now that's a blog-worthy topic.

K-berg said...

Pakistan (w/o its Pakistani-administered disputed territories (Azad Kashmir and Northern Areas)is 22 times smaller than Russia. It along with Turkey (the closest country in terms of size) together make up the balls of Russia...more or less...in other words...
Now I'm not saying they don't matter as countries, but what I'm saying is...uhh, I lost myself here...anyways, i hope you use better judgement next time you speak in such a manner mariam.

Anonymous said...

hey funny man this shit is getting too serious, where are the funny blogs

K-berg said...

It was supposed to be funny. Read it again. And again. And again.

Ashot said...

"I don't know if it's true or not true, but it makes him look like a hero if he goes there. It makes him look like Jean-Claude Van Damme, or Steven Seagal -- it's a drama," said Sergey Dorenko, a veteran Russian broadcaster.

And he did go, that makes him a hero in my book. God bless him.

K-berg said...

He is a truely a great dictator - fearless, unorthodox and ready to crush those closest to him at any moment. May he be blessed to rule for as long as Fidel.

Anonymous said...

listen up k-berg...pakistan may be the balls, but w/o us russia has no chance to get into bed w/ anyone...they would be quite.... .....flaccid....lax....limp....emasculated.

K-berg said...

That's an interesting and valid point Tahir, but you are missing one key facet...Russia is actually like a really happy fat kid...thanks to all of that oil...he is so big and fat, he doesn't need sex, just needs a few friends to keep him company (i.e. Iran and China) and bully others (America, Israel) and of course a few bottles of good ol'vodka to forgot that he is so fat and not getting any. But yes, he still needs balls and that's where you know ... the other countries... comes into play

Anonymous said...

no one likes a fat kid...they just use him to get to his cake

K-berg said...

Now, it seems that one of the balls is starting to act up...seriously, I never liked the Turks for what they did to the Armenians, but now this shit is affecting all of us...particularly...what we will pay for gas in a couple of weeks.

Just in:
Crude oil futures surged to a new intraday record of $89 on Wednesday after news reports that the Turkish parliament authorized cross-border military offensive into northern Iraq to hunt down Kurdish rebels. "While this result was widely expected, it appears the oil market will use any bullish news to continue to rally," noted analysts at Action Economics. After its spike to a new high, crude again quickly pared gains and was last up 75 cents at $88.36.

WTF!?

Anonymous said...

i think k-berg, the "funny jew" is out of things to say....

K-berg said...

"t" is for "tahir" or "turkey" not sure which...as of now...but "R" is for "respect" my friend

Believe dat.

Ashot said...

tru dat