Elvis is like the father I've always had

Ever since I met and became friends with Elvis, I noticed something very familiar about him, or more specifically, about his personality. What I mean is, Elvis is like my father. But its isn’t just that they both speak with a European accent, or that they both wear a thick gold chain around their neck and are fascinated with material gain. There’s more to it than that. Let me explain some of the reasons why I came to regard Elvis as my second father. Whenever I was studying at the library and I would come upon a question that needed answering I would find myself going to Elvis. Elvis would always greet me with a stern but friendly expression and when I would say “I have question” he would always respond “of course you do.” Then he would carefully listen to my questions and proceed to answer them, not by giving me the answer, but my allowing me to follow his reasoning as he explained to me the solutions to my problem. Just like my dad. Now, that’s if I have a question, another example is when Elvis has a question. Whenever Elvis comes up to me and asks me questions, it feels more like he is quizzing me rather than asking me about something he doesn’t know. If I know the answer Elvis (like my dad) would never give me any praise he would just act like that is expected, he already knew that, and leave. If I don’t know the answer Elvis would say something like “what’s the matter with you? Didn’t you study at all? What have you been doing all day?” Just like my old man. It's like I can never please Elvis. No matter how good I do it will never be enough. It’s like my dad came to medical school with me. Thanks dad, I mean Elvis.