Friday, March 30, 2007

Backrow Personality Assessment by Tahir Jamil

So I happen to be a bit of a "car buff" and I am of the belief that a car can tell a lot about a personality. So while I was day dreaming in our wonderful BDLS class I started thinking what kind of car would some of our backrowballers, players and losers would represent. So here goes

Ashot - He would be a Mercedes SL550 kind of guy for his classy yet free spirited personality.

Mariam – Tricycle (with a nice bright red frame and streamers on the handles) - Mariam needs something very very simple. She has a Lexus RX 350 but I’m pretty sure she has no idea what half the buttons in it do. On a recent adventure, I alerted her to the wonder of heated seats which to her surprise she had installed on her car. Though I will say she should get the chrome option on her tricycle because she still needs a little “bling bling”

Sarah – Definitely a Hummer to run over men and the many other people she just hates. Sarah doesn’t seem to sweat the small stuff and wants to get straight to business. As she demonstrated in PBL she will crush those in her way (aka B.Bo) hence a Hummer being appropriate.

Abby – Lambo Gallardo – Fast and Easy

Farah – Camel – What can I say, you love Iran (and obviously everyone in the crazy MidEast rides on camels). I will recommend the duel hump camel though…for extra traveling distance. Btw, its an added 100 option to stick the BMW emblem on the Camels ass. Being that you are Iranian you'll need it to fit in.

Shlee –BMW 750iL – All Iranians drive BMWs.

Bo – Tank (M1 Abrams) – He’s pretty sure the world is out to get the Jews so he wants to be well prepared and in most case preemptive

Elvis – Peugot – Its Eurotrash enough. But he also has Ferrari F430 written all over him. He’ll be the guy wearing Ferrari gear from head to toe pretending he is Italian always trying to hide is Albanian heritage.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your first blogging attempt was sooo good and soo cute and so the best! It was even better than my blog. How did you think of that clever car metaphor for personalities? You are totally a natural blogger.

P.S. Was that a good attempt at being acceptable Pakistani girl, always reinforcing the menfolk to have positive self-esteem?

Anonymous said...

you make really good blog! i like.

Anonymous said...

Tahir's mom is fast and easy