Hello my people! Surely you have noticed there is a newcomer to the blogosphere family, I am pleased to have onboard the blogship that is this enterprise, the one and only, the great and powerful The Roman! Perhaps you have already read his first entry on this blog, I have declared it a success! Well done comrade, indeed you are all powerful blogster, just like I have predicted! I am glad you have chosen wisely and picked the best possible blog to join, because the other blog is a huge failure, a disgrace to blogkind, but they try, and they will always fail to me! To us! The greatest blogsters ever! Oh damn, I should be studying, but I am wasting time, writing this silly blog, but can you blame me?? People! Can you blame me? I strive to become the ultimate blogger! I believe I have achieved a great status among bloggers, and with Romans help, this will become a truly great blog page, and that will leave all the other blogs behind. We have already crushed the back row ballers blog page, ha! You thought you won the blog war, but you only won the first battle. It is we who won the war! Your glory was nice while it lasted, but like the Persian empire, your unity rotted from within, and you ultimately fell to the bottom, become now, our blog is number one, our blog has reached the highest average hit per day, ever dreamed, we have won! Now, I must retire to my lair, and rest, for tomorrow, is another blog day.
13 comments:
I am very deeply honored to be part of the greatest team ever assemblied. However, we need to take it easy here - I honestly believe that is the best long-term strategy. If you think that was good, you have no idea what is coming. Next week, on Wednesday, I will recount a story that will leave you crying, begging for mercy, and itching yourself until your eyelashes all but fall out.
It will be that good.
Dude, what the hell? Can't we all be friends in the wonderful world of blogosphere? No need to make this into a symbolic blog "war" because that would be just...lame and creepy.
PS - that picture is so freaking awesome, buddy.
PPS - I also know your strategy of getting more hits than us!
if you do know what my strategy is, then you better not tell anybody, if you know whats good for you.
You see our blogs are a lot like reality TV shows. Your might get better ratings but that is only because you added some crazy loud mouthed unfunny pseudo racist to the cast. My blog is pure quality, like the Amazing Race or Oprah.
you better not make my crazy loud mouthed unfunny pseudo racist friend upset, he might confuse you for a gypsy
Farrah, you can say whatever you may please...intimidate us on our ideology...provoke us on our lack of quality...but in the end...you only wish you were #1.
Perhaps one day you too will know how it feels...to be #1.
But until then...you are nothing else, but #2.
i don't need to say anything, i'm just going to let the site meter speak for itself.
PS Thanks Farrah, I am with a smart lady, very smart, thats why she picked me, she so smart! yes? why not?
My new favorite person that is associated with Ashot's blog is Marianna!! Marianna, can you ask Ashot why he is so competitive with us poor womenfolk. We aren't even trying to make a competition, but to merely co-exist in blog harmony!! xoxo
Roman is an original backrow gangsta! Recognize!
yo, stop crying, you know this blog is the shizzle! yeayeeh!
Ahh, nice to be back...and I thought for a second there I would never recover. Boshi' moy! Vot karova! (I know, its not supposed to make sense).
Also, I was so charged about this that I may have failed the exam today...it's ok though, Ashot wasn't sitting too far from me, so I had my eye on his answer key the whole time...I just really hope he knew what he was doing :-)
Boy oh boy, you guys win the contest for most comments. Marianna- my favorite songs are every song, well except country songs, but I'll even play that if prompted. We can all sing some country farmer songs together, like "she thinks my tractor's sexy"
I here present this blog with the "most-comments ever" blog award! Congratulations to the back row gangstas!
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