Saturday, May 5, 2007

A word from your Godfather: The difference between a real gangsta and a wangsta!


Lately there has been much speculation about which blog is funnier or real and tensions have been escalating between the two groups. One thing true in the backrowballers website is "In the Back Row of medical school, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups." There are those who sit on the left side, who try really hard to be funny and cool, but they just come off phony and weak, these are the backrowballers. Then there are the real funny ones, the true gangsters, the backrowgangster. Let me tell y'all something about the backrowballers. Listen I’m from Detroit, and I know a baller when I see one, and I know these girls and let me tell you they aint no ballers. They fit more along the lines of future desperate housewives. In fact their leader, Mariam, by virtue of having written the most blog entries, is so not hip that she doesn't even know what a true baller is. Don't get me wrong, Mariam is probably a pretty intelligent girl and she already has the Webster definition of 'baller' already memorized but that's not what we are talking about here. How can you call a baller someone to whom I had to explain what 'brush your shoulders off' means?

Now let's take a closer look at the backrowgangsters. There is a Balkan Badass from Albania, an Uzbeki Jew who is part of the Russian Mafia, we got a direct descendant of King Xerxes who will bitch slap you back to Persia, an Armenian thug who shoots first and asks questions later, and one Pakistani Caliph Jamil who’ll cut your head off if you look at him wrong. Need I say anything else, these guys are true gangsters, real goodfellas. They are the real deal. No posers here. So to end this entry here's a few words of wisdom for the backrowballers, drop the act, and stick to what you know, Veronica Mars, shopping, and gossiping.

So backrowballers funny...NOT! But the backrowgangsters...I like!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha THE GODFATHER HAS SPOKEN! THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE BEST BLOG I HAVE EVER READ...

you backrowballers are more like backrowbums!

Mariam said...

Just because you watched Scarface doesn't actually MAKE you a gangsta. I.e., selling crack on the streets and then dying in a drive-by as a casualty to the East Coast-West Coast hip hop rivalry a la Biggie Smalls - that's gangsta. Living in a cubicle at Mulford, being a bad ass at anatomy, and blogging periodically - sorry, buddy not so much.

Finally, Tahir - itne zaleel hona ki zaroorath nai hai warna mai tum ko bitch slap karoo gi to next Tuesday.

Ashot said...

the only thing I got from that was "bitch slap" damn, whats going on? also, don't mess with the godfather, or he'll have you sleeping with the fishes! well, maybe that aint so bad....for you. Just kidding!

Anonymous said...

meray paas tumhare faalto baatain sunay ka bilkol waqt nahi haimeray

jaake zindagi dhoondo

Mariam said...

:*(

Ashot said...

I guess that wasn't a good reply.

Anonymous said...

it was an excellent reply

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Ashot said...

lets keep the comments appropriate, or at least funny! Come on people.